Bob Dylan was the master of the kiss off. He combined genius and douchebaggery into a personalized and self centered poetic justice.
One Dylan story is that he met an old girlfriend on the street, she’d gotten married in the year since he’d last seen her and he said “Call me when you get divorced.”
The kiss off is satisfying because it is so one sided. You just pucker up and hope you don’t get anything brown in your eye on the way out.